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Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Boy Honest: Oo, panget ka gago.
Judge: Do you swear to tell the walang kinalaman sa akin na truth, the whole hindi nakakasakit ng damdamin truth, and nothing but the may kinalaman lang sa kaso truth?
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(Source: nevver)
“Bacon is Bacon
Eggs are eggs
Dont let a boy get between your legs
He says your cute
He says your fine
But nine months later,
He says “Not Mine”
How men and woman thinks……
“Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind.’”
“Amboy kasi kaya amoy boy!”