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2.02.11
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Boy Honest: Oo, panget ka gago.
Judge: Do you swear to tell the walang kinalaman sa akin na truth, the whole hindi nakakasakit ng damdamin truth, and nothing but the may kinalaman lang sa kaso truth?
“ Bacon is Bacon
Eggs are eggs
Dont let a boy get between your legs
He says your cute
He says your fine
But nine months later,
He says “Not Mine
1.27.11
Eggs are eggs
Dont let a boy get between your legs
He says your cute
He says your fine
But nine months later,
He says “Not Mine
“ Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind.’
1.22.11
